Your room asked for this roast.
Upload a photo for a brutally funny AI verdict, then get three quick fixes that make the room—and the roast—worth sharing.
One photo in. One shareable roast and three useful fixes out.
The RoastNest promise
The room gets roasted—not you.
Every punchline includes a practical next move.
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From crime scene to clean scene
A better room, delivered with worse manners.
RoastNest turns design feedback into something you will actually read, share, and use.
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Upload the evidence
Drop in one clear room photo. RoastNest reads the layout, lighting, clutter, and decor choices worth putting on trial.
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Receive the roast
Get a brutally funny verdict formatted to share—sharp enough for the group chat, never cruel about the person behind the room.
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Fix the scene
Every roast ends with three practical changes and relevant furniture or decor suggestions, so the joke actually improves the room.
Pricing
Pick your level of exposure.
Start with one room. Upgrade when the whole home needs an intervention.
Roast Pack
For apartments, houses, and competitive group chats
$9 one time
Questions before the roast?
Your beige era ends here
Give the group chat something to judge.
Upload the room you keep apologizing for. RoastNest will handle the punchline and the recovery plan.
Roast my room